Phew! Good thing it was so cold out there.
at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good
- half eaten sandwich
- useless fungal infection
- literal turd burger
- Netflix® buffer
- 2003 fergie
- 5th president James Monroe
- half chewed pencil
- The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
- absolute white crayon
- quiet meme thief
- TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
- diarrhea apocalypse
Looking for some opinions before I put this up for sale! Do you guys think it could use anything? I’m going to upload a version with and without text
this is so pretty
but it bugs me that the text isn’t all in french. Shouldn’t it be “Jolie guardienne Matelot de la Lune?”
yeah but matelot doesn’t sound as good as sailor :x
apparently no amount of soap can remove the stench that is bertholdt fubar
also he needs to stop wearing the same kind of shirts as me
Apparently Ymir has a very peculiar scent, too.
I don’t know, he never told me, but I’m sure he went for the best option.
It would look like me
I’m the cake
it’s Reiner and I when we were kids.
He’s a nice guy. We have things in common.