In the land of Gods and monsters, I was an angel living in the garden of evil

Phew! Good thing it was so cold out there.



So one of my best friends had a medieval fantasy wedding

congalineofdurin:

at a hella cool castle

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the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons

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the bridesmaids were elf maidens

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the court jester and town crier were there

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the cakes were gorgeous

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luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)

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the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature

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unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem

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A list of A+ insults

poryqon:

if u R ever in an argument use these insults and u will make the other person cry bc there R so good

  • half eaten sandwich
  • useless fungal infection
  • literal turd burger
  • Netflix® buffer
  • 2003 fergie
  • 5th president James Monroe
  • half chewed pencil
  • The Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
  • absolute white crayon
  • quiet meme thief
  • TI-84 plus Silver Edition™ Calculator by Texas Instruments®
  • diarrhea apocalypse

faeriefountain:

themermaidboy:

faeriefountain:

Looking for some opinions before I put this up for sale! Do you guys think it could use anything? I’m going to upload a version with and without text

this is so pretty

but it bugs me that the text isn’t all in french. Shouldn’t it be “Jolie guardienne Matelot de la Lune?”

Lmao probably

yeah but matelot doesn’t sound as good as sailor :x


( ≧Д≦) Nagisa/Ep 4

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askthebertl:

ask-ymir:

apparently no amount of soap can remove the stench that is bertholdt fubar

also he needs to stop wearing the same kind of shirts as me

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Apparently Ymir has a very peculiar scent, too.


askthebertl:

I don’t know, he never told me, but I’m sure he went for the best option.

BONUS:

#snk

askthebertl:

BIG. BIG FRIENDSHIP.

#snk

nymaas asked: "What would the wedding cake for you an Bertl look like?"

askareinerbraun:

It would look like me

I’m the cake

#snk

askthebertl:

it’s Reiner and I when we were kids. 


askthebertl:

MARCO AND JEAN ARE NICE. WE HAD FUN.

#snk #omg

askthebertl:

He’s a nice guy. We have things in common.

#snk